MOM (50s) – Long-married Long Island housewife.
DAD (50s) – Italian Catholic, gruff, thinks he’s funnier than he is.
DICK (20s) – That awkward mix of being both attached to and embarrassed by his parents.
JESS (20s) – Dick’s date. Eager to please, a little stressed out.
TIME: The Present
PLACE: A dining room in Long Island.